Monday, May 2, 2011

How to Find Meaning in your Life


I recommend wearing this shirt on a daily basis because you never know who could hold the answer to this deep existential question. Is there a homeless person throwing bouncy balls at you? He could be the key. You just never know.


However, once you have found the answer to this question, you may prefer to wear something a little more practical and less philosophical. In this case, I would recommend:


Again, wear on a daily basis because you never know who may hold the answer.

10 comments:

  1. Jenny, the BloggessMay 3, 2011 at 4:39 PM

    The second shirt is sort of an answer to the first. Because I'm here for the donuts.

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  2. TovaMay 3, 2011 at 4:50 PM

    Amazing. I have ADD so I could wear a shirt with one question on each side, and for me no one would think that was weird. If there was one that said, "why am I here?" "Oh look a rainbow!" people would think you were just quoting me on a shirt.

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  3. ensoulingMay 3, 2011 at 5:24 PM

    Soooooo stoked you have a blog. And t_shirts that don't exist!

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  4. ensoulingMay 3, 2011 at 5:26 PM

    PS Now I want donuts. Where are they? I think I need that shirt.

    Also, my word verification was trash-od.

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  5. SaraMay 4, 2011 at 8:14 AM

    OK, you are about the funniest person out there and you have the ability to unlock all the mysteries of the universe with your inspirational t-shirts. Use your power for good.

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  6. SheldonMay 4, 2011 at 8:16 AM

    Just one of the benefits of reading the Bloggess is learning of your blog. Very well done that young lady...I am old so I can actually say shit like that. I look forward to more of your bon mots. Hideous old man. S.

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  7. UnknownMay 4, 2011 at 9:06 AM

    Where is the feed for your blog? I mean, granted I am semiretarded before lunch every day, but I can't seem to find it and really want to subscribe.

    To prove that I am not spam, because you're linked on the Bloggess' page and therefore every spam comment is bound to be similar to that first paragraph, I sent ten dollars to the Bloggess yesterday because no woman of her stature should have to go without hot water. True story. Tragic story.

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  8. Ms MartyrMay 4, 2011 at 10:54 AM

    Unfortunately, I look as if I probably already know the answer to shirt #2 and people would be following me around in their quest for gooey goodness. Too much pressure.

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  9. LGalavizMay 4, 2011 at 11:33 AM

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  10. Bridget McCarthyMay 4, 2011 at 1:06 PM

    I finally found my Sunday morning Church Shirt! I want one shirt that has "Why am I here?" on the front and "Where are the donuts?" on the back. Trust me. It WILL sell.

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