Apparently Zazzle will let just anyone on their website, allowing Satan to begin the official production of the
‘Satan thinks I’m cool’ t-shirt. I am assuming that there is a process in place before purchase to make sure Satan actually thinks you are cool. Also, there is a legal agreement to prevent unapproved individuals from borrowing and then wearing the shirt. Don’t even ask about giving the shirt as a gift because there is a background check requiring wearer of the shirt to have at least a misdemeanor criminal offense, or proof you have killed a kitten. Satan is flexible.
However, the good news is that I hear there are plans for a ‘Satan’s Minion’ shirt that will be more accessible. These shirts will be part of the mandatory hell dresscode, so you should probably go ahead and buy a few just so you can get the feel of it.
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hey, no killing kittens on my watch! i'm a cat person. and besides, who hasn't had the thought that cats are just small, furry demons? my demons, all of them. DO NOT KILL.
ReplyDeleteother than that, YES: misdemeanors, piracy, shoplifting, reckless endangerment, general obnoxiousness, wicked senses of humor - all these things (and more!) will get you into my lair.
Okay, fine. Eveyone please note that kittens are OFF the list. Some demonic overlords are soo sensitive!
ReplyDeletenow i think i love you more, oh dark overlord! i'm a kitty lover too.
ReplyDeletewoo toni!
ReplyDeleteand anonymous??? i AM a cat lover, but sensitive? BWAHAHAHHAHAH!
Fantastic blog, thanks for sharing. Now, it's always an excellent idea to try on the clothing you want to buy. Instead of just one or two pieces of clothing take several pairs into that fitting room. It's also a good idea to try on clothing one size below and one size above the clothing size you currently wear. You may have lost some weight or gained and don't even realize that the clothing you are wearing is ill fitting. Always use your trips to the mens clothing department to confirm these things.Satanic Apparel
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