tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8379402545233465631.post8271953595597241443..comments2023-05-12T05:04:59.467-07:00Comments on The Best Self Help T-Shirt Catalog Ever: How NOT to Raise a ChildLGalavizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15199452604473450176noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8379402545233465631.post-73344907748392243102011-08-21T17:04:59.884-07:002011-08-21T17:04:59.884-07:00Three things:
1.) These are the exact right reason...Three things:<br />1.) These are the exact right reasons!<br />it is diverse, the teachers are kind, and my kid is happy there. Are these the right reasons?<br />2.) Good for you, then! You are a good mom!!<br />>It is because of me.<br />3.)You are FUNNY!!<br />>And NO… if you are EXEMPLARY, you do >NOT get a damn shirt. Don’t even ask.<br /><br />August 21, 2011 5:00 PM<br /><br />Add profile picturemaryannhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09907012593783228210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8379402545233465631.post-81174626077024339402011-08-21T14:57:22.101-07:002011-08-21T14:57:22.101-07:00I think I can blend all of these ideas into my ver...I think I can blend all of these ideas into my very own homeschool with cool t-shirts. Since the rating of said school will already be ultra-amazing... I can make all the children play the viola while I drink vodka. Thanks everyone!!LGalavizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15199452604473450176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8379402545233465631.post-39876727482643453132011-08-21T12:22:28.981-07:002011-08-21T12:22:28.981-07:00Tell this relative that you are seriously thinking...Tell this relative that you are seriously thinking of "non-schooling" and that may just shut them up. It never ceases to amaze me the way some family members think they have the right to tell you how to raise (and educate) your child.Gigihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05467164195744234746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8379402545233465631.post-28278918224218727132011-08-21T11:51:08.158-07:002011-08-21T11:51:08.158-07:00So, if you went with homeschooling could you make ...So, if you went with homeschooling could you make up your own rating? And then print a T-shirt that says "Exemplary Ratings are for losers"... or "You only wish you could be as Awesomesauce as my SuperMegaAwesome Student" (Would that even fit on a T-shirt)?<br /><br />Anyhow, I imagine your relative will be shocked when your son tells her he's decided to become a Minister in the Church of the Giant Metal Chicken and that s/he will be smote by the Knock Knock MutherEffer of said Church's large and in charge deity.<br /><br />It MAY be time for my medication now...MsDarkstarhttp://adminderella.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8379402545233465631.post-32274273983363719172011-08-21T10:11:11.593-07:002011-08-21T10:11:11.593-07:00Maybe you should just take him out of school altog...Maybe you should just take him out of school altogether. That will give her something to complain about!Plumsauce10https://www.blogger.com/profile/11639921213371691966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8379402545233465631.post-46949355365119892011-08-21T10:06:42.024-07:002011-08-21T10:06:42.024-07:00There are plenty of amazing people who come from h...There are plenty of amazing people who come from humble beginnings (JK Rowling, Oprah) and lots of screw up who had all the golden opportunities ( any Kardashian, OJ Simpson). Something tells me your son will be awesome, even without viola lessons.Debihenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18211383276212078621noreply@blogger.com