tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8379402545233465631.post1766725598590633409..comments2023-05-12T05:04:59.467-07:00Comments on The Best Self Help T-Shirt Catalog Ever: How to be a Good ParentLGalavizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15199452604473450176noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8379402545233465631.post-77203852156130109222011-09-18T23:52:15.151-07:002011-09-18T23:52:15.151-07:00First of all, any kid that chooses ANYTHING based ...First of all, any kid that chooses ANYTHING based it being chocolate automatically ranks in my book as a genius. And why is it that the people with an IQ roughly equal to their shoe size are always the ones to declare other parents' kids geniuses? I guess, this is not a situation in which the phrase, "It takes one to know one" necessarily applies.<br /><br />We don't have PTA cards here, so I guess I still have to live in fear of Child Protective Services, but at least our schools don't have yearbooks. So that's good, right?I've Become My Parentshttp://ivebecomemyparents.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8379402545233465631.post-26920534477022854942011-09-17T00:31:13.876-07:002011-09-17T00:31:13.876-07:00I've got all this still to come, as my daughte...I've got all this still to come, as my daughter is not even one yet. But it's comforting to know I can rely on your expertise and experience in these matters. I think you should write a parenting book. You could call it "Parenting advice for people who haven't quite grown up". Or something a little bit catchier.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8379402545233465631.post-74544995966137980722011-09-16T19:42:26.014-07:002011-09-16T19:42:26.014-07:00My husband is diabetic and has to inject his insul...My husband is diabetic and has to inject his insulin. It is so common in our lives that he'll often say...in public..."I need to go shoot up" or "we should go home so I can shoot up" etc. We get a lot of weird looks!<br /><br />So my advice is, if you forget to wear your heroin t-shirt...find a diabetic and stick close to them. I'm sure it will have the same affect. Well...sort of....DogsDontPurrhttp://dogsdontpurr.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8379402545233465631.post-19589171150619364832011-09-16T15:49:10.367-07:002011-09-16T15:49:10.367-07:00You need more than just these two choices:
like ...You need more than just these two choices:<br />like <br />gouging my eyes out<br /><br />I want to be able to check something like:<br />so funny I can't breathe properlyMaryannhttp://maryann4848.blog.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8379402545233465631.post-22970739747812119072011-09-16T12:03:24.258-07:002011-09-16T12:03:24.258-07:00As long as you don't show them the NRA card wh...As long as you don't show them the NRA card when they show up...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com